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Canal Winchester

Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:

Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.
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winehouse

to give someone an extraordinary quantity of house wine

to be the best drunk in the room
pippa was completely winehoused last night

adam is winehousing like a trooper again
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winch

The nickname of the small town in Massachusetts named Winchendon.
Where do you live? I live in the Winch dude!
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wonchon

That wonchon, he got me again.
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Witcho

One who poses or owns something of a stupid remark
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the winch

a gasoline motor that coils a rope between 22 and 25 mph and tows wakeboarders and wakeskaters alike. usualy to do pool gaps or to ride in places were a boat, waverunner or even a 50 cc cant get to
scott killed it at the toe jam when he pulled that nose slide off the pool on his wakeskate! during the winch session.
by sebC December 7, 2006
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Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch

Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.
Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.
by Butchy December 24, 2014
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