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whanker

My ex is such a whanker!
by Misty April 14, 2003
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008
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Peter Wacker

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
by Porquenugget December 29, 2017
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Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.
Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.
by sean sultan May 17, 2011
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Wacker-Jawed

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.
Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.
by Deliten February 11, 2009
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butch whacked

when a femm in a female relationship is subservient to her partner because of physical threat by the overly masculine counterpart.
"hey what happened to Catherine? she has a black eye." "oh thats her bull dyke of a girlfriend that did that, she has her butch whacked."
by snoopy89 November 23, 2015
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Wackers in Your Crackers

Pronounced Wackaz-in-yo-Crackaz, refers to a random and unexpected kick to a mans groin. the "wackaz" represents the kick and the "crackaz"represents the groin.
I am not sorry i made you cry this morning from the Wackers in Your Crackers. You will probably need to put ice on your groin for the rest of the day.
by Since83 March 25, 2010
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