The Welcome Kit

1. This dope band with cool beats

2. A kit that realtors give to people to welcome them to their new home

1. Damn son, I get down to The Welcome Kit

2. Damn son, that ho just gave me a welcome kit and now I'm ready to move in to my new house!

by Anonymousyodoghellatight January 18, 2009

black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.

That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

by Wyld Stallions Rule April 28, 2008

You're Welcome

A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.

Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.

by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 11, 2018

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016