chicago t-shirt weather

1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.

So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.

Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.

2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.

Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.

I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.

by ((Kill)) Hannah July 24, 2008

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

hows the weather down there

A dick thing to say to someone short.

person 1: Hows the weather down there
person 2: Fuck off

by K00L KID 101 March 23, 2017

watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020