A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.
by Whudunnit June 01, 2015
The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015
Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.
If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.
by mr dude February 21, 2007
A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
by Touchdown My Pants November 05, 2014
VO5 wax for my ginger hair
by 22girl December 12, 2017
The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 05, 2017
A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.
by bitch12hoe April 09, 2015