Washington

The northwest corner of the lower 48. NOT Washington D.C., or Washington State. If someone was talking about Washington D.C., they would've said DC, the District or the capital. Washington State is Washington State U. (WSU, wazzu), so you hear that all you east coast people?

Washington- the illest state ever.

by JaKiyle Joynes June 25, 2008

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

Waving my dick in the wind

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

by MostestEverest October 10, 2009

washington pennsylvania

Washington Pennsylvania, home of Washington and Jefferson college or W&J. You can tell there used to be money here due to the big old houses. However the money has mostly drained away. Replacing the money and the wealthy is whores, crack ,heroin and its junkies and the primarily dark skinned gangster type drug dealers. It has a very diverse population of rednecks/white trash in their trailors, ghetto people, college kids and blue collar guys. It has recently had an influx of natural gas wells and workers making the rent there way higher than it should be. It has a really cool historical haunted hotel there though. Also due to the drugs ever so prevalent there and in the region there is a whole bunch of rehabs and halfways houses. On sundays there is nothing opened, if you want anything besides fast food, convenience stores and the local grocery store forget about it. Also if you drive through watch out for deer.

The worst place I ever lived was Washington Pennsylvania

by jdog 4128 April 15, 2016

Washingtonville

A town in New York that no one knows about. Other than being the tiniest town in history, it is full of bored teenagers who spend their lives doing absolutely nothing but walking around pointlessly and not having lives. If you ever move there, prepare for boredom.

Girl 1: im bored today.
Girl 2: oh, lets walk around washingtonville.
Girl 3: how will that help?

by someone with no life August 28, 2007

Washington University in St. Louis

A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.

-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.

by yeahh wash u May 4, 2005