by Snipplez June 09, 2020
An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
by Chica8759 March 27, 2022
by jagger kripps best friend October 12, 2014
A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
by Hammer27 May 11, 2023
A internet connection that is very laggy
by CANINE February 19, 2008
A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi
by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald April 27, 2016
by brandt77 February 12, 2008