The third gender.
by AmNow August 8, 2023
Get the Walmart Bag mug.The act of getting stoned with one or more of your friends. Getting reaallllly baked.
Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.
Origin:It was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then "randomly drug tested". So if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a "good night",but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that Walmart can provide to the average upstate New York camp counselor.
1:Hey mat do you wanna go to Walmart(get shit faced then get paid to watch another person's child) to today?
2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)
3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)
4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
2:Man i went to Walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)
3.Man i have such a bad headache...I'm going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical shit up in here)
4. Dude last night we went to Walmart and it turns out the TV was cheaper over at Pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
by Beaver Lake November 26, 2007
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Walmart is a chain of stores that has super low prices and has everything.
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
In reality it would be possible to live in a walmart any where from 1 to 3 years depending on how you ration your food.
it is believed that to keep walmart running "efficiently" they abduct the children that get lost in their stores and post their pictures on the missing childrens bulletin. The pictures are posted as a trophy to show off to other Walmarts.
the children are force into slavery working in an underground network of tunnels that connect all walmarts together. here they fabricating merchandise such as clothes, electronics, and toys. other tasks include repairs on large machinery such as scissor lifts, conveyor belt, and other such machinery.
oh and it kicks K-marts ass!
Mother: I lost my son in Walmart,
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
Mother's Friend: He was probably abducted into walmart slavery. If he did you wont see him again unless he find a way to escape.
by reggiyman June 18, 2009
Get the Walmart mug.When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.
There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.
The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.
It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.
It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.
While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
Get the Walmart Face mug.1. A monument to capitalism DO NOT GO THERE COMRADS it will kill you it lives on to bring down the working class
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
2. symbol of the US (reason why everyone hates us)
3. My favorite hangout
by Greatredbird May 1, 2006
Get the Walmart mug.-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."
by TribeofSimeon July 5, 2008
Get the walmart connection mug.A large retail chain started in 1962 by Sam Walton. His number one goal was to bargain with suppliers in order to buy goods at lower prices and sell them at lower prices to our fellow Americans. This proved to be very effective as the small store in Bentonville, Arkansas blew up into several stores and eventually a retail chain by the 1970's. Walmart was once a friendly environment, with good old Mr. Walton paying surprise visits to his many different stores around the country and working with every single one of his associates. He treated them like family, gave them the recognition they deserved, made everyone feel positive. In today's times Walmart is now the largest company in the world- except its prices aren't as low as many would make them out to be (Things are probably only a few cents lower than usual, maybe slightly MORE!) with Target as its main competitor.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
The retail chain's goal is to bring products and services to customers at low prices. Problem is, production values have sharply gone down the drain since Sam Walton's passing (whoever's calling the shots thought it was fine to start making dirt-cheap crap in China, now no one wants to even buy clothes at Walmart anymore!), and that man made sure his stores sold the best products. Ever try Grapette or Orangette? Those two "Sam's Choice" branded sodas actually have a very long history behind them. Look it up.
Walmart. There's a fine caramel coating around the exterior... you'll find the real meat inside, deep within...
by TheSpectacularOne October 12, 2010
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