Wookie

The mythical hairy man-beast allegedly living in the Honey Island Swamp in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana.

Ever since Katrina, no one's seen the Wookie any more; chances are that he shaved and moved to Dallas and will start for the Cowboys.

by Duckbutt March 4, 2006

wokie

A wokie is an individual who is woke, someone that emits higher grace and does not shy away from sharing his or her insights on the topic, regardless of the actual possession of said knowledge.

Sam: Hey Adam, how was cheese and wine last night with the alumni?

Adam: Those fedora tipsters are a bunch of wokies just after a few glasses. I had to down a bottle ahead of time just to keep up.

by seeleenotsillyonlyclee April 5, 2019

wookie

A certain brand of cookie that is very chewie.

"This wookie cookie is a little chewie"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

Wookie

1. In general, a female Marine. Usually one that is ugly and/or hairy, but does not need to have those qualities to be a wookie.

1. "Dude, I hate wookies. All they do is bitch about stuff and "suck" their way through the USMC."

2. "Dude that wookie over there sure has a lot of hair on her arms and neck...gross."

by TheRealCPL September 19, 2009

wokie

when people want a cookie for acting woke

man to coworker: "I just think it's terrible that our boss didn't listen to your ideas because you're a woman. I once went to a seminar about this, and I would have done a much better job of listening to you."

coworker: "Would you like a wokie?"

by JMGA88 July 10, 2017

Woking

An infamous large town in south east england famed for its chavs and possibly the greatest non-league football team in europe. In reality its quite cool and pretty chavless on the east side, but beware for there are many a chav on the west.

dude 1: "dude where are we?"
dude 2: "woking"
dude 1: "cool"

by jewishgoddess October 29, 2004

wonki

a word used to express the amazing, awesome, craziness of another object.

Damn, that shit is wonki!

by daniel meltzer September 25, 2006