Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024

can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.

"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."

by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024

keep a steel in the waistline

To keep a gun (steel) in the waist of ones pants (waistline)

Marquise : "You know i keep a steel in the waistline, b."

Kev : "Fashoo, no lackin boa."

by gl0.gvng_ October 17, 2015

Thunder Thighs n like a Slvtty Waist

A copypastsa, originating from the account @mrmcfatterson, growing increasingly popular on the social media platform TikTok.

Random commenter 1: Bruh. u calling me out i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333

Other random commenter: bro wtf

Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta

by Chai LD. Moe Lester May 28, 2024