the double volcano surprise

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.

John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!

by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008

the volcano

fuck a girl on the rag, without a condom, with her on top. When you cum, you pull 3/4 of the way out, and watch the lava flow down while trying to save as many pubes a.k.a. (townspeople) from the molten lava.

My girlfriend gets very horny while on the rag, so now I give her THE VOLCANO.

by zakundo August 14, 2009

Angry volcano

Angry volcano: during a blow job she takes a fat ass rip of smoke then sucks dick and smokes coming out from her mouth made your dick hard and made you cum...

Her mouth was smoking while i busted a nut in it..., angry volcano.

by Listo909durock June 2, 2012

[toothpick down a volcano]

the toothpick represents the penis and the volcano represents the large well used gaping vagina.

"Bangin' that ho was like dropping a toothpick down a volcano.I had to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in!"

by the doll August 15, 2006

volva

A Canadian slang for vagina, eh.

"I was banging that volva all night, eh."

by 463 December 28, 2005

erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. as of the semen comes out like lava out of a volcano.

alex: dang dude I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.

marry: dude TMI!

by looloosmartypants!! March 26, 2017

mars volta

Best generic definition is nu-prog, which doesn't do them justice at all. Completely original and imaginative and unlike any of the crap pumped into the mainstream through MTV. Their two albums are about the death of the friend. Deloused in the Comatorium features the mystical journey of protagonist Cerpin Text. Their second album is in essence one track divided into suites, again about the death of their friend. Their lyrics are obscure and non-sensical yet deeply moving. Cedric Bixlar and Omar Rodriguez were previosuly members of At the Drive In. Other members are Flea and John Frusciante of Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

"Oh crap, i just came"

"just like that?"

"well i was listening to Mars Volta"

"what those two white guys with fros?"

"yeah, fuckin' aye"

by Albino May 13, 2005