Volmert's law

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

Vodka wine

A cocktail for trailer park hoes.

My cousin is so trashy she drinks vodka wines while eating Cheetos.

by Neeks31 April 13, 2017

Vomit yaoi

Instagram account known for unreadable typing and and tarded tendencies

“God fuck that vomit yaoi really can’t type can he”

by Exposingmexico April 16, 2020

Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

mommy voice

If someone has a mommy voice they have a very soothing, calming, and seductive voice

Person 1: did you hear how she talked to me
Person 2: yeah she really has a mommy voice

by MichaelAfton228 February 19, 2023

Fred Voccola

Verb. To Fuck Someone or Something So Hard That You Break it's internal workings permanently

I Fred Voccola'd the Shit out of someone last night

by Bye Bye Big K October 8, 2023

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022