I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
When a couple switches from the front to the backside during sexual situations. When you switch sexual positions during intercourse.
Sex last night wasn’t working for us. We needed a change of venue. So we switched from missionary to doggy style.
by Worm89 December 16, 2019
A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.
by DMTripper March 18, 2018
‘Venus-fly-snatch’ meaning someone with a vagina who has contracted 2 or more STD’s in their lifetime.
Rebecca : “You got to be careful with who you’re sleeping with Beth, you don’t want to become a venus-fly-snatch!”
by Xyricz September 28, 2020
I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
by MrHeadCheese716 March 15, 2023
Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle
Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate
by VinnyL October 08, 2020