vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

Vag-matic

An industrial douchebag

That guy looks like a vag-matic. Straight up.

by anonymousOOOg May 28, 2015

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!

The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL

by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019

Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.

"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend

by sepiator December 17, 2016

vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate

i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand

by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011

Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)

that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

Vag Bol

The act of inserting cooked spaghetti into a woman on her period and sucking it back out with your mouth.

Do you want anything to eat?
No thanks, I just had a Vag Bol with the mrs.

by CnnrDennis August 16, 2021