verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.

Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.

by MkY January 9, 2006

vertical snuff

Looking down staircases to spot feminine necklines and paps

Lets go vertical snuffing! Word up! Lets go, we will spot the hottest paps!

by Vertico March 9, 2018

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.

Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes

by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020

Vertically

Hates gays that don’t shut up that they then proceed be one and as well increase by weight and naming themselves “cagiestt ”

Shut up you’re speaking vertically making me uncomfortable

by Epic_number21 May 13, 2024

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

Vertical

A person, predominantly born after 1990, who prefer media content created for a vertical display (as opposed to a horisontal one). Smart phones and social media are important elements in every vertical's life, altough mainly relying on apps with a vertical interfaces like Snapchat or Tiktok (and to a much lower degree on non-vertical or semi-vertical apps such as Facebook or Instagram).
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.

The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.

Sarah, stop being such a vertical and take a horizontal photo already

by Markisolering February 3, 2020