Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.
by ChingDim February 03, 2022
An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 21, 2018
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
by Venus Covington December 28, 2017
When a couple switches from the front to the backside during sexual situations. When you switch sexual positions during intercourse.
Sex last night wasn’t working for us. We needed a change of venue. So we switched from missionary to doggy style.
by Worm89 December 16, 2019
A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.
by DMTripper March 18, 2018