Velvet Underground

Common innuendo for anal sex.

Example:"That velvet underground really hurt"

by TheBlackBox April 18, 2013

velvet box

The inside of a woman's vagina. Because its so soft like velvet.

I love sticking my penis in her velvet box. It feels so amazing!

by drtylibrarynbeth November 23, 2013

Velvet Elvis

When a homeless person stabs you and makes love to the flesh wound.

Dude! Craig got slippin down that alleyway and caught a velvet elvis

by etmydyk June 18, 2018

red velvet

when black and white people make a baby and it comes out with red hair and freckles; mulatto with red hair

omg look at the red velvet! She's a black girl with red hair!!

by candied cinnamon October 23, 2011

Black Velvet

In modern language Black Velvet is Referred to a Strong Independent Black Women. Mostly used to Describe Black Women who are Elegantly Beautiful and extremly Hard working.

She's such a beautiful Black Velvet. I aspire to be a Black Velvet. She's the best Black Velvet ever.

by Mikeee Knowles January 3, 2020

Velvet Revolver

Yeah okay great. I hate Velvet Revolver. They will never, ever, ever amount to anything Guns N' Roses have ever done. Ever. The Velvets apparently "Want to bring some danger and grime back in rock n' roll". It has already been done, and by... you guessed it, Guns N' Roses. I hate Scott Weiland, and Slash is not even trying anymore. Have you noticed how fucking similar the riff to 'Fall to Pieces' is to 'Sweet Child O' Mine'?

Replace Axl with Scott Weiland, replace Gilby Clarke and Izzy Stradlin with a bald douchebag, then you've got yourselves a real shitter of a band.

by dude... March 1, 2005

The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness January 1, 2009