University of Utah

Only the coolest college in Utah where a bunch of people come from out of state for no other reason than its a damn cheap school.
Also the only place in Utah to get a half decent education.

a conversation between two University of Utah students
1st student: Hey where are you from?
2nd student: New York..
1st student: So what brings you to the U of U?
2nd student: Its damn cheap.

by trentR September 25, 2005

University of Utah

Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.

- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."

by bruce54 October 16, 2005

utada hikaru

A generally overrated J-pop (R&B) singer, who recently failed to break into United States mainstream pop music. Her lyrics are garbage, her voice is nothing remarkably original, she switches on and off from English and Japanese. She has some catchy songs, but it ends there. She unfortunately has the biggest-selling album in Japan's history. She is known here for singing the 'Kingdom Hearts' song.

Utada sucks, and so does Kingdom Hearts. Her name also sounds like the noise you make before you vomit.

by Chris March 15, 2005

Utah

A mistake when texting or in a chat room, while using auto correct or T9. Also could be a word spelled wrong for other reasons such as a cracked mobile screen.
T9 spells "Nasty" as "Marty" by pressing 6-2-7-8-9 on a touch tone keypad. One might misspell the word "guys" as "guts" as the letters T and Y are next to each other on a qwerty keybord

Don: Hey guts, how's it going?
Don: sorry, utah! my screen is cracked... can't see "T" and "Y" very well. hey guys, how's it going?
Z: going great Don, have you seen Nasty?
Z: oops, utah! have you seen Marty?

by martian00 September 26, 2010

utahraptor

The gayest man woman and child alive

Utahraptor is quite gay sir

by Zex223 April 11, 2020

Utah

A huge place full of mormons

Man 1: "dude, utah is one huge cult"

Man 2: "pretty much"

by ave boss February 25, 2014

Utah Chub

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

by Professorbeerhands January 10, 2017