Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.

Damn, that woman is a woke-um.

by Michellita May 6, 2020

um im thirtheen

A way of flexing that your 13, and able to cum. Mainly used by the male gender, since we all know, females can't cum.

human1: LOL i bet ur like 9
human2: um im thirtheen

by pablo the picasso September 9, 2021

Um idek

Wait js trying something

Um idek

by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022

dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia

by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011

Um

The element of confusion.

Tim: What is 2+2?
Jacob: ummmm I have no idea 🤷

by Chombers likes chiken November 5, 2022

Um Jammer Marty

A rhythm video game by Flipline Studios released on March 18, 2019.

Bruh, Um Jammer Marty is a piece of overrated crap.

by Pamy_Chan August 27, 2020