twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

twatarang

A person who is insultive repetativly twatarangs are an even more mental type of troll

Example
Troll: 0m9 M1l3y C1ru5 1s s00oo0 aw3sum
guy: stop speaking 1337 you retard troll
Troll: wart u Kn0ws b0ut it y0u g4y
guy: oh for the love of god would you shut up and learn to speak
Troll: y4aH Bu7 yur gay
guy: argh your such a twatarang
Troll: f**k 0ff y0u gay n 13sbien

by steve the cloaked hamster March 13, 2010

Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.

"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"

by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010

Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.

That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!

by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011