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Dirty Twenty

In Dungeons and Dragons, a roll that adds to 20 only after adding your modifier. Used to differentiate from a nat 20, as that roll means automatic success, where as a Dirty Twenty may not.
DM: Roll for initiative.
Rogue: Dirty Twenty.
Bard: Nat 20!
DM: Okay, so bard goes first.
by AZachOfTheClones April 14, 2020
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Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant
Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off
by Banterbus September 11, 2016
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and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.
Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?
by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007
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Snatch Twenty Pooh

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...
Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
by arab_joe January 25, 2011
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fat kid's twenty

the area of a woman's underwear, located primarily between the anus and pubic hair, that upon sexual arousal becomes permeated with vaginal secretions. Named so because of the moist fabric's similarity to a twenty dollar bill that becomes soggy when clenched in the hand for some time.
Andrew: I hope you get that fat kid's twenty tonight.

Evan: What the hell are you talking about?
by warrenroster November 2, 2010
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No Nut Twenty-one

Similar to No Nut November, a challenge where you may not intentionally ejaculate or orgasm under any circumstances. The challenge takes place from midnight on 1 Jan 2021 to 31 Dec 2021 at 11:59 PM.

Wet dreams and pre cum are permissable. You can watch pornography, masturbate, or even have sex (although none of these are recommended) as long as you do not orgasm.
"You doing No Nut November this year?"
"Nah, I'm waiting for No Nut Twenty-one"
by Jack Goff 02 November 3, 2020
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Matchbox Twenty

Alternative Rock Band that are better together than apart.
Rob Thomas went solo and his first record wasnt even half of the sales of matchbox twentys first album.
by alliepop October 24, 2008
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