Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

by B&S Customs Inc. November 7, 2006

Teeter

One who takes pleasure at looking at rather chunky animals. seeveeter or meeter

Smart guy:hey what are you watching on your stupid handheld?

PSP fanboy:im watching EXTREMELY COMPRESSED teet porn...duh what do all psp fanboys look at

by The Happy April 5, 2005

tweener

The piece of skin between the pussy and asshole of a woman. "Tweener cunt and her asshole"

I was hitting my old lady last night and ended up stubbing my johnson on her TWEENER. Now I have turf dick

by stinky71 September 5, 2009

Tweeker

a person who does meth or other hard chemical drugs

That tweeker robbed the corner store.

by marsi May 13, 2005

tweezer crack whore

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

by Brian EZ December 2, 2007

tweetronising

Something which combines "twee" with "patronising" although that's quite tweetronising.
Coined by Guardian critic Charlie Brooker to describe adverts with "a modern folk music backing track, a cast of non-threatening urban hippy replicants, and a drowsy hello-birds-hello-sky overall attitude"

"That new orange commercial is SO tweetronising"

by lssy July 4, 2008

Tweeted

the end result of smoking PCP,AngelDust

"we smoked some dust and were Tweeted."
"he's Tweeted"

by Jason McKinney October 6, 2003