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link's crossbow training

I will never play link's crossbow training.
by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021
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Resolute Functional Training

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Banter Fuelled Bros Who Programme Next Level Workouts

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by RFT December 6, 2021
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sur host a training pls day

During this day, you must host a training upon request.
"sur host a training pls day" just say it in a discord and they must host a traning
by God If He Was Straight December 11, 2021
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Brosna Gaels Training

Training of a Monday evening which no minnock understands that they have to attend.
“Conals there’s Brosna Gaels training this evening” Oh fuck that or I’m on the bog
by Waaaalhorse August 28, 2023
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cock bunjee training

Believing and using ridiculous ways of trying to make your cock longer as bigger
It was a guys night out and in a club. John was cock bunjee training in the bathroom
by ChumchumIWolfYou December 18, 2023
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Negro in Training

This term is used to describe a person of color who could be referred to as a “coon” or an “uncle tom”, this term was popularized by the philosopher Dr.Umar and most nearly means a black person who rejects being black or displays actions that non black people would exhibit.
Person 1: aye man why you doin that white boy shit
Person 2: what on earth do you mean man, i just believe that rap music is terrible and that snow bunny’s look better than woman of color
Person 1: Aw hell nah you a “Negro in training”
by Not Dr.Umar February 26, 2024
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Talin Testicular Tenacity Training

An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.

The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.

By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.

This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.

Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
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