Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015

Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.

Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone

by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019

The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.

by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020

Sliding Trombone

To perform a long, stroking, wet blow/hand job.

sliding trombone blow job

by sd92 March 2, 2012

Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

play the trombone

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.

Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

by Dave Buffalo March 30, 2014