ticketmaster

A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.

The cops in this town aren't any good at solving crimes, they're just a bunch of ticketmasters.

by Peter Cappacinno March 19, 2009

ticket de metro

French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.

Ooh la la, avez-vous le voir? She's got a hot ticket de metro!

by c'est vraiment moi! January 21, 2010

thicket

A supreme scrub or person who demonstrates a excessive amount of scrubbyness. Typically a person who is not majestic in any way. However, not all scrubs are thickets, as scrubs can be fabulous.

Spencer was being such a thicket today.

by MiserableScrub March 18, 2015

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain

Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

by Luddy Luddinson July 28, 2011

wolf tickets

To tell a story or claim that is inherently false and has no chance of occurring. Stems from the boy who cried wolf, thus leading to wolf tickets being sold by the boy.

This was initially used by a friend from Petaluma, CA.

They claimed to be on the VIP list but everyone knew they were selling wolf tickets.

Stop selling wolf tickets.

by John Campbelll March 28, 2007

tricked-out

Completly pimp-o-fied everything a tru balla could ask for. Used when discribing an item not a female.

"Monney Mike, that is one tricked-out ride".
"Why thank you pimpin it is my baby, or at least one of them, haha".

by Christian Johnson December 6, 2003

Tricker

Someone who is a fucking liar

guy 1: "Hey babe."
girl 1: "Shut the fuck up tricker!"

by Licensed Doctor March 27, 2015