Fat Treader

One who is of a large size and as they walk, tread their own fat.

A 50st man with more ripples than a swimming pool. Therefore he is a fat treader.

by Scoot_Unleashed April 26, 2006

sacred trade

The ‘Sacred Trade’ is the discreet exchange (between two or more individuals) of explicit photographs (nudes). The photographs include; penis, vagina and/ or breasts

‘Hey Madeline, up for some sacred trade tonight?’

by ChizzlesG251 May 7, 2018

Vikaasian triad

An iterative set of three self-references: duality, congruence, and the inverse/obverse relationship that delineates the orientation of conscious with respect to the metaphysical.

The Vikaas triad is also called the tri-functional hypothesis.

The Vikaasian triad implies that the two elements (nihilism and illusion) of the duality underpinning consciousness become congruent in metaphysical space; and that consciousness creates physical reality rather than the converse.

by sandraxine June 14, 2018

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs

Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019

d*Trade

The act of playing the Diablo 3 market like others play the e*Trade market.

I totally d*Traded my initial $20 investment into $10,000 in Phat Lewt.

by DampeS8N August 2, 2011

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008