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Triton

A man who will break your heart and repair it. Crazy af and has at least 5 mental disorders
hes such a Triton
by Xeries December 14, 2024
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Twatonomics

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter
That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.
by UkCookie January 10, 2025
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Trayton

A man with a small penis and has nothing good in his life most likely addicted to drugs and will just ignore girls and lie
Ew trayton
by Hater777799 February 8, 2025
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traxton

Traxton is a funny open minded person Traxton tends to overthink and question everything . but a loyal partner and jokes a lot and has many girls falling for him but his eyes are on one girl he’s obsessed and loved by . traxton tends to get hurt by many little things that could bother him but always had forgiveness in his heart , he loves sports and tries to make people proud and known for his athletic abilities, he’s also smart and good listener when it comes to others
“traxton looks jolly today” “he probably has a special someone in mind”
by anonymous March 28, 2025
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Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”
by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025
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Mitsubishi Triton

A utility vehicle used by those who want to go to somewhere but are unsure of their capabilities. Because “Nothing frightens a Triton”
Mitsubishi Triton owner; I don’t have to worry about anything now because “nothing frightens a Triton”
by Teatowel May 13, 2022
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King Triton

"I just love looking at King Triton's nipples"
by pickle1009 September 19, 2022
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