13th Tradition

The 13th tradition of Alcoholics Anonymous which states: the only requirement for membership at Flushing Unity is a desire to compulsively fuck newcomers.

John has the 13th tradition down pat

by Cristobal H. September 9, 2010

transitive property

Invented by one Mark "Chewy", applicable in nearly all social situations. Often used to get some and or burn someone for being stupid.

If you drink a refridgerated beverage, by the transitive property OJ did it.

Burn

by Jesus (the real one) January 4, 2007

Transitive Property

The transitive propery, a property invented and claimed by Matt Habib, is a non-universal property which states that any characteristic that one person or thing has is transfered to a related person or thing.

Erin=cute
Erin=popsicle
popsicle=cute

Erin=amazing
Erin=tomato
Tomato=amazing

Yay for the transitive property!

by xxpainfulreliefxx July 5, 2008

Traditional

Traditional, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who refuses to accept Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more open-minded, Modern type.

Jane is a traditional Chinese girl. She's disinclined to physical intimacy, she believes in love BEFORE sex, nor does she go to bars or discos to meet boys.

by Tom Laoshi August 24, 2005

Traditionalist Catholic

1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.

They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.

Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.

Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.

2. Assholism

1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.

2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic

-Therefore-

Mark is an asshole

by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012

Traditional

A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.

I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.

by T Nova August 11, 2014

Transitive Property of Bro

If around enough Bro's, the others around the Bro's will then become themselves more Bro

If Ryan is 3/4 Bro and I'm full Bro , then by the Transitive Property of Bro, Kenny is 1/4 Bro

by Scootdog7 December 4, 2010