*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*
Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.
Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.
Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.
Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.
by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010
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When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
by shtoven December 13, 2010
Get the Human Traffic Cone mug.noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009
Get the traffuck mug.A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
by GuitarDave January 14, 2008
Get the Traffic Lights mug.When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?
Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.
Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.
Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
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F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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