Traffic Study

A malicious payback that blows up in your face and ruins your career while leaving the intended victim unscathed.

"I don't know what makes a legitimate traffic study," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said today at a press conference at the State House in Trenton. Bill Baroni, Christie's deputy executive director at the Port Authority, produced data that was "evidence" of a traffic study, Christie said today, but he doesn't know "the nuance of what constitutes a traffic study or not." The emails that emerged yesterday further support the widespread belief that the illusory traffic study was an after-the-fact fig leaf covering Baroni's role in an act of political retaliation directed at Fort Lee mayor Mark Sokolich, whose constituents were worst affected by the closure.

by Joey Tee 407 January 9, 2014

lung taffy

The glob of gelatinous goo that comes up when you have a bad case of the crud and you cough for 30 minutes.

With all the people pulling lung taffy around my cubicle, I know I'm going to get sick soon.

by BigDaddyz April 13, 2005

drug trafficker

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty

El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker

by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016

laffy taffy

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

flash traffic

Flash Traffic, traffic that appears as suddenly as a flash flood may.

Guy 1: Where'd all this traffic come from? It was clear a minute ago.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.

by Logarhythm October 8, 2008

Traffic Cone Lover

Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.

I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones

Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover

by Christoper Bootylicuous May 4, 2019