Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020

Torcer

Torcer is a spanish traduccion of the word screw. It is used to define sexual intercourse between two creatures or else.

Hola mojon, ayer me me fui a Torcer a una sulianita.
Hey turd, yesterday went to screw some bitch.

by alonsonajera January 14, 2009

tonpettenati

To beat off near your friends and proceed to jizz on one of their arms

Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati

by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012