Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

torpedoed

1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend

Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.

WTF? Ken just torpedoed Keith's chances with Trinity. That was just a damn mean thing to do!

by Hardin Long April 14, 2004

Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

by toastyTORP April 8, 2009

mexican torpedo

When you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe's legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her vagina in rapid succession

As the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs Kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo'd the sheep's vagina.

by Chris Kinder June 11, 2006

torked

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

by [e-mail] July 5, 2009

Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007

Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

by dustynook February 1, 2010