trashcan toke

A joint rolled from several sources - IE: Roaches new and old, pipe scrapings and other assorted left over marijuana products

I scraped out my pipe and busted into my roaches and rolled me a fat Trashcan Toke, and got so Fucking High.

by HotboxedGondola September 21, 2015

Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.

Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch

by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018

What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?

by venomsnake January 16, 2021

my wife took the kids

a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole

gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids

other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker

by FIR3_BREAK3R October 21, 2021

toikey

Slang for "Turkey", as pronounced in the Bronx, Joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) Large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last Saturday.
2) Refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable -- a "dud".
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don't work.

Hunter #1: hey, this Turkey trap you brought along doesn't work!
Hunter #2: It's a turkey?
Hunter #1: No, there is NO Turkey in it..it doesn't work.
Hunter #2: Whatever. Let's get soused.

by Norman December 6, 2003

then I took an arrow to the knee

to plan on doing something, having done something, or did something, only to get shot in the knee by an arrow.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's version of Stop right there criminal scum!

1. I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

2. I used to have severe acne. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

by HighKingTorygg December 4, 2011

Token Forum Nerd

The Token Forum Nerd (or the TFN) is found in most forums as the most active nerd that looks at all posts by normal users and will most likely respond to them regardless if it holds their interest or not. Usually their motivation for being the TFN is to get, or if they already have, to keep "the most posts" in that community. Another motive is to be well known in that community in order to maintain their e-ego.

blastmaster is the token forum nerd.. look at his 30,000 posts.. I can't believe that o.O

by NQS September 30, 2007