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Today is cancelled

When your just over today and you want the next day to come
I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.
by RelatableTeen March 6, 2018
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Today

Today is the day that you man/woman up and tell your crush you like them. You are a beautiful person and if they don't like you it's their loss go out there and shoot your shot because if you don't try you'll never know 🥰🥰
I'm gonna tell Sam that I like him TODAY
by Silent.treatment.overdose October 23, 2019
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I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.
Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020
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Bolivian Butt-Tomahawk

when you put a potato in a footy sock, and you thrust it in a tomahawk motion up someone's ass
I knew Mary was kinky, but I was surprised she let me give her a Bolivian Butt-tomahawk
by brian hunter October 17, 2005
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Today

Today is a day that is everyday.
by $4Life December 31, 2015
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Toma

Toma is a name often given to absolute sexual geniuses who can make women so horny and wet that women have been know to hold battle over who will get to be screwed by him. In these battles all the women have hot lesbian sex and the three hottest have a foursom with Toma. People whos names are Toma generally have larger penises than most mortal men and never have to masturbate for they have no lack of women and usualy lose there virginity to hot nurses working at the hospital.
Toma in evey language is an unimaginably powerful aphrodisiac
by Honeykin February 4, 2009
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dodge tomahawk

-a motorcycle specificaly designed to kill the rider.
-a wast of money. just buy a glock 9mm pistol (which, like the tomahawk, is specificaly designed to kill human beings) and give the rest of the money to your relatives.
get a clue..... it's called the *TOMAHAWK*..........that should send a message. the name alone is a disclaimer
by OnyxO August 29, 2004
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