by yo_daddy March 23, 2005
Get the toby keithmug. Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005
Get the Toby keithmug. Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005
Get the Toby Keithmug. damn why can't we see Toby in the dark?
because he's Toby the Nigg
where did Toby go?
he's right behind you but you can't see him cos hes a nigg bro.
because he's Toby the Nigg
where did Toby go?
he's right behind you but you can't see him cos hes a nigg bro.
by Annie BooBoo October 26, 2011
Get the Toby The Niggmug. by Viperish Fall May 14, 2008
Get the Pulling a Tobymug. v.
To take your flaccid penis otherwise known as your "willie" and smack someone with it. The most highly prized Toby Tanking is across the face and as a surprise. It is played as a game akin to tag. More common in overly masculine homo-erotic circles of men.
To take your flaccid penis otherwise known as your "willie" and smack someone with it. The most highly prized Toby Tanking is across the face and as a surprise. It is played as a game akin to tag. More common in overly masculine homo-erotic circles of men.
Did you see me Toby Tank Campbell yesterday? It was the smack heard round the room.
or
A: What happened to you?
B: I Toby Tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
A: Awe No.
B: Aye, it was a shit idea.
or
A: What happened to you?
B: I Toby Tanked your cat while it was napping on your desk.
A: Awe No.
B: Aye, it was a shit idea.
by Ruaraidh the Slow December 14, 2009
Get the Toby Tankmug. toby tig is a game made popular by the blackwatch regiment of the UK army. The game has the same format as tig where whoever is 'it' has to tig someone else to become 'it'. To do this they must wait until someone is asleep or not paying attention and slap them in the face with their penis (LOL) known as a pecker or turkey slap. Games of toby tig have been known to go on for longer than a month....
Mikey: Guys i'm bored what we going to do
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it
by toby tigger October 20, 2008
Get the toby tigmug.