toad

a disgusting or repellent person.

Get out of my face you little toad.

by Light Joker September 27, 2004

TOAN

^^^^SO NOT TRUE
"TOAN" someone who has an adnormally small penis, mentally deranged, clueless, ugly

While in bed, Toan's girlfriend complained that she did not feel any pleasure because his penis was sooo fucking small.

by cutepeaches November 21, 2006

Blow Toad

The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.

Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.

Dude i got this hot girl to go down on me, but then i dropped a blow toad. It ruined the night.

by thetoadanator December 28, 2011

fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 28, 2006

toadly

totally!
but in a sarastic manor.

that's toadly awesome.
toadly, man, toadly.

by drdouglasp July 27, 2005

peep toad

little fart that makes a little noise

Sam: I kinda farted
Jared: Sounds like a peep toad

by Jaseguin January 13, 2008

Toan

A name that happens to be bestowed upon the best video game character ever created. He appears only in Dark Cloud for the PS2. He never talks and wears ridiculously amusing clothing.

also-
1) Who me and my friends contantly make fun of.
2) Who made his father run away cuz he came out so ugly.
3) Who gets raped in the face by a fortune teller.
4) Who everyone in the game hits on in one way or another.
5) Someone who I ramble on about because I have no life.

Narci: Dude, they cut Toan out of Dark Cloud 2!
Locura: OMGNOWAI
Narci: EPIC FAIL
Narci: they're missing out on his epic win
Locura: Toan is full of awesomesauce, but I'm not so sure about epic win. Since I fail to own DC I have not been full dosed with Toan-ness and can only drink his awesomesauce from a distance and therefore may fail to recognize any potential epic win. Scientifically speaking of course.

by Narci, Toan's best friend April 19, 2009