Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 05, 2017

Toad head

The action of oral sex but with a twist, their tongue is out during.

She enjoyed giving him toad head

by Gremhold September 08, 2017

eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

slimey toad

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.

Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.

by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

by tk191 June 22, 2010

Toad Nipples

When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.

" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"

by lostprophet1900 June 09, 2017

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021