Squirrel

n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".
My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.
by Daggermouth July 9, 2010
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squirrel

Term for a person who does not know when to cross in traffic, or a person who casually walks in front of a moving vehicle with little or no concern.

Origin: A racist joke.
Q - What's the difference between a black person and a squirrel?
A - A squirrel knows when not to cross in traffic.

Note: Contrary to the origin of the joke, a squirrel can be a person of any race, sex, religion, etc.
Example:
I was driving over here and almost hit someone. The stupid squirrel just walked right out in front of my car.
by RaScarabous October 10, 2011
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squirrel

1) a person who gets what they want and goes. "Grab your nuts and go"
2) to squirrel out is to basically ditch someone after you've got what you wanted.
"Did Marcus come to your party, man?"
"Yeah he did and took a few shots then bucked, what a squirrel."

"Ryan squirreled out on us. He said he'd give us a ride since we let him stay the night, but then he never called back."
by megpigirl May 17, 2009
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squirreling

relating to a squirrel in the sense that one has numerous amounts of nuts in his/her mouth (nuts being male testicles)
Ashley was squirreling Brian the other night in the back seat of his car.
by Tori January 4, 2004
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squirreling

The act of having another mans nuts in your mouth, much like a squirrel
Stop squirreling bob, michael. i know youre gay, but you dont have to do it in public.
by kayla January 5, 2004
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squirreling

An act of light humiliation to a third party when a couple holding hands refuse to break the chain - This is done by swinging the pair of linked hands over the third partys head making sure the chain is not broken in the transition.

- Points are gained for each successfull squirel - this game works best when other fellow couples play this with yourself - extra points are scored for unusually tall people (Lupo)

- The ULTIMATE act of Squirelness is to successfully Squirel a moving conga line with the linkage of hands still staying in tact upon reaching the end of the line.
Eg 1 : We went squirreling today and caught a Lupo

Eg 2 : Lupo the gingerness - tallest man in west yorkshire - mission toilets - squirel !
by Brad + Lauren November 5, 2006
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squirreling

The act of attempting to fit as many nuts (testicles) in your mouth as possible during a gang bang.
This girl was squirreling us when I came.
by Gizmoda October 10, 2014
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