Timothecles’ First Principle

Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.

Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

Slim Timothy

A very thin long object used to be inserted into ones penis hole. Just like a dildo for a girl.

penis dick dildo Slim timothy

by Hole Rippr June 30, 2009

brother timothy

A God among the drug dealing community, also a passionate church go-er..

"Back of the church is where you'll find brother Timothy"

by Camel god July 18, 2015

Finn Tilstone

A retard that gets friend zoned constantly and has a bad taste in women. As he realises he is lonely he goes for younger children and knocks them out , then rapes them. #nonce

Your a Finn Tilstone , u nonce !!

by Kieran knapp August 4, 2019

Timoteeyitis

If you have the deadly infection named Timoteeyitis then you will only like someone called Tim.

She has Timoteeyitis...

by Mintoiti February 24, 2019

Sad tims

A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"

Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims

by boi42 May 28, 2018