Tiften

Slang: to trow something in a bad way so it might be broken.

Iets gooien/ pleuren/ smijten

Please don't tift the cups but put them on the table. No tiften in this house

Gaarne netjes opruimen er word niks getift.
Tiften doe je thuis maar .

by Smetboy April 23, 2022

Tiefling

1) along the same page as devils and demons in Magic the gathering

2) a Devil like creature that was human but when they died they became a monster because they never knew what they looked like
3) when a person is angry for a dumb reason and does not know what they look like

I tried to explain to my mom that I don’t try it to forget to do my chore countless times but she is still a tiefling 1 to 5 days a week.

by Swoon4Heart August 17, 2022

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

by RBSTN May 29, 2016

narrative theft

When someone tries to tell you what you think and why you think that way.

You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.

by Fenshaw August 28, 2017

Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018

Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.

Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.

by Senecae June 16, 2022