Sour Patch Threesome

When you have three Sour Patch Kids left.

Person 1: SHIT A SOUR PATCH THREESOME!

by Rest In Bork March 23, 2017

French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024

Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister

I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome

by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019

barber threesome

When father and son and a girl have a threesome.

Did you know that Bill and son Bob did barber threesome with Sue.

by Bill&bob April 7, 2022

American Communist threesome

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.

My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!

by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023

Adobe Threesome

Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.

OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!

by starpelly July 25, 2020