Micheal Thompson

A stupid black pear that no one wants to eat. I mean who wants to eat pears anyways? Also, he is Jaylen Marshall's husband.

"Micheal Thompson smashed jaylen.

by The Yeeter of the Feetus April 10, 2019

jack thompson

meg's boyfriend...... and a very good father. too bad he moved so far away.

meghan went to see jack last night after justin went to bed.

by Meg D May 3, 2005

Tyler Thompson

a little bitch who talks mad shit on you but calls the cops when you try and fight him. he asks underage girls for nudes and when he gets denied he threatens to cut himself. he tries to flex his moms car all the time because he sits in the front seat and does nothing else. he’s one to forget

kid: hey did you hear what tyler thompson did?
other kid: yea i heard he asked another girl for nudes and this kid names chris beat his ass XD
kid: damnnn wtff lmao

by Omega dildo master 669 May 17, 2019

Thompson Tuxedo

A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.

"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"

"wait... what?"

"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"

" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"

by kjmc77 May 15, 2010

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

thompson family

The most boring family you will ever meet. Reads books for fun, even the dog sleeps all the time. Gets mad when you take a shower and eat all there crap. Also they are duds.

If you take a shower in the thompson family house u might not come out alive

by Niceman34566 May 6, 2017

thompson jr high

a junior high school in Bakerfield, CA where the dress code is always enforced because the principal acts like guys could get aroused when they see a girl's legs or shoulders, which causes a lack of individuality; the dances there are full of bad ass kids who like to run around like they ain't go no goddamn home training; everyday, there is a ratchet ass fight outside the school. The only thing that's good there is the food.....

there's a fight after school at Thompson jr high!!!

by EATMYASS101 July 8, 2017