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theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.
Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.
by Potato Butt May 11, 2017
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Theo

known for having no pp and not being a guy
oh hi theo how are you? im not good theo I wasnt feeling good theo but right now im doing a presentation and failing very bad im kidding cause the teacher is probobally watching us ok "Theo"
by not_____tyler February 25, 2020
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Theo

a guy with a gorgeous face and a enourmus penis, his name means god and he rules above all
What a large cock Theo, emil said, becuase he could never be as great as him.
by KALLA BLOM March 22, 2021
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Theo

Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.
Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”

Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”
by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021
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Theo

Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.
I want to have anal with Theo
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
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Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.
"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."
by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023
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Theo McMahon

A man who loves his food and is attracted to cheese and onion crisps
Who’s that guy who loves food?
Oh you mean Theo McMahon
by I_am_very_epic_person May 25, 2022
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