sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

crossing swords

A sexual act where 2 men hit their penises together.

I was in the bathroom when someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to cross swords. He then started to swing his penis at me. That's not koo I said, so to defend myself, I swung my penis back at his. He took much pleasure in crossing swords.

by ItsClear May 17, 2021

Skyward Sword

The little piece of AWESOME that Nintendo are bringing out for Wii next year. Most people hate its graphics, but I think they're pretty cool. I can't wait... ^_^

The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)

Zelda nerd 1: OMG!!! I can't wait for Skyward Sword!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Zelda's_Child November 30, 2010

Sword Holder

A woman's vagina

My wife had the perfect sword holder for my cock.

( dedicated to Tiff)

by Nana711 March 9, 2015

Sword Slayer

When a man finishes having sex with a women the women takes out a pocket knife or something of the sort and cuts the mans dick off and puts it on a mantle. These women consider this a sport and they are usually man haters or lesbians.

When I was done with this women she turned out to be a sword slayer and chopped my dick off and ran out of my apartment.

by the next big porn star July 28, 2009

cloud sword

An over sized sword which is usually out of proportion to the users body. They usually appear on over cliched anime characters.

It's called "cloud sword" in reference to the Final Fantasy 7 character Cloud, who had an incredibly large sword.

Wow that guys sword is like, twelve feet tall
Yeah, he's got a cloud sword

by CommandoBear March 6, 2011

The bloody sword

It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.

It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.

"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."

by Brother Kludex April 5, 2019