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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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Spork

When two bi girls scissor
Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.
by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016
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Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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Spork

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020
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Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.
by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014
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Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
by urbanicious January 25, 2021
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