nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Mustard Clapped

When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.

“Yesterday was so wild, I met up with this chick with weak ass cheeks and mustard clapped her”

by MrStealYoAss March 16, 2020

mustard butt

The aftermath of hot snakes from a week full of taco bell and indian food often resulting in bleeding rectum and or severe uunimaginable loss of all hope for a normal life

Dude shoot me I have a bloody rash from this mustard butt I've had for three years.

by notsoslimpeople March 29, 2015

Mustard Mitten

When you and a friend (or complete stranger depending on your level of depravity) hold hands below a public bathroom stall divider while urinating simultaneously.

Oh man I just had a mustard mitten three way with Shelley and Karen. It was liberating.

by The Mustard Mitten October 18, 2019

tummy mustard

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)

Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.

by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018

Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

honey mustard

greassy sweat that builds between your nut sack and your thigh.

hey dude smell my honey mustard. yummy!

by Master Bytr October 10, 2004