Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.

If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?

by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010

Kitchen Ninja

One who is deft in the kitchen.

"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.

by Chris Cumbie January 4, 2009

kitchen butt

a booty that taste so good it had of been made in the kitchen

ooh heathers ass is fiiiine...she got a kitchen butt!

by one hot dudette July 10, 2014

kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

by cory December 4, 2004

The fridge is in the kitchen

This commonly used phrase is simply explaining how immensely stupid someone can be. For example, one is trying to answer a question about a short story. The answer is clearly within the first paragraph, but your buddy next to you whines about not being able to find it. You become furious, all they really need to do is open their eyes. You say dear god! The fridge is in the kitchen! This phrase compares your friends stupidty with how difficult it would be to find someones fridge in their home. It's CLEARLY in the kitchen. How do you not know where to find the answer to the question? It's CLEARLY in the first paragraph. Another example would be something less complicated, such as the spelling of "your" and "youre". For example, someone comments on a facebook picture that you are tagged in, and says "your so pretty." My so pretty what? Learn to use proper english, like come on...the fridge is in the kitchen!

Bob: Where do i find Canada on a map of the world?
Joe: Are you kidding me? THE FRIDGE IS IN THE KITCHEN.

Patty: Your a amazing person, Tom.
Tom:....dear god...the fridge is in the kitchen.

by Proper. March 5, 2009

soul kitchen

Vagina.
Popularized by the song by The Doors "Soul Kitchen"
In which Jim Morrison pines, "Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen."

Hippie 1 "I would lick her soul kitchen clean man"
Hippie 2 "That's groovy, man."

by The Book August 31, 2006

Dick Kitchen

Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.

Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.

Dude, you're such a dick kitchen! Keep your mouth shut.

by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008