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Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey March 3, 2011
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frosty freddy

a blow job on a cold winters nite also used as an insult
1)oh man i could use a nice frosty freddy rite about now
2)tim was getting with this one chick last nite and he totally got a frosty freddy
3)shut up before i make you get on your knees and give me a frosty freddy
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Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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Frostie Friday

The tradition of local low lifes to forget their difference's and unite together to celebrate the weekend by purchesing cheap white cider, prefferably frostie jacks.
On train home, phone is ringing, man takes his phone out his trackies.
1:hello?
2:what day is it?
1: FROSTIE FRIDAY
2: Wooo lets get on it, go halves meet me at the corner and bring two pound
by frostie fiend March 13, 2011
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The frosty finger

The act of letting your hand get a frost bite, then inserting one of your fingers into a vagina.
My girlfriend was startled when I gave her the frosty finger!
by Trollenator October 20, 2014
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Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016
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Frosty Oreo

After giving an anal creampie, the male then licks clean all of the semen from his partners anus.

This is often compared to licking the cream filling from an open-faced Oreo
"So, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good. I gave her a Frosty Oreo."

"And?"

"She loved it. I think that she wants to marry me, now..."
by Mr. Fantastic (CTK) September 20, 2009
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