Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

sweat flex

Fully dedicating your time and effort into unlocking an acheivement in a game to the point where you haven't showered in days and then sharing for everyone to see in a sort of bragging kind of way

You seen the new gun that just came out in COD? It literally just came out yesterday and my friend unlocked everything for it already. It was all over his social media. Major sweat flex.

by AwesomeAlex808 January 26, 2020

pecker flex

when a man feels the need to one up another person who is challenging his position or masculinity

Sean felt the need to pecker flex when his buddy tried to outlift him in the gym.

by realityseeker May 1, 2019

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019

passively flexing

flexing, but the person who is flexing is doing it is unaware that they are flexing

Person 1: Yeah, I have a $4500 PC. It has a 3090 in it.
Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.

by Ding dong, the bitch is dead! November 3, 2021

Flex Fraud

Where a "flexer" uses someone else's flex power and pass it off as their own therefore committing Flex Fraud

Flexer: look at my car collection in my garage
Friend of the flexer: Isn't this Davids? why are you committing flex fraud?

by FadingSins January 18, 2020

Flex or fold

The act of “putting your money where your mouth is” by rising to the occasion or backing down. Much like “nut up or shut up”, it is a challenge to someone who has said that they would do something to show strength—usually an aggressive or bold course of action. It is frequently an ultimatum to call someone’s bluff after they’ve been running off at the mouth about what they could or would do in any given situation. The term is used to shut down foolish declarations made by wanna-be types who have something to prove to themselves and others, but they often lack the ability to follow through.

Girl #1: “If Karly tries to step to me, she can catch these hands!”

Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”

Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”

Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”

Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”

(After mean-mugging Girl #1)

Karly: “That’s what I thought.”

by Gemini Grammarian February 4, 2022