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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass
by Real value August 29, 2019
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Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.
It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?
by DZNuts March 30, 2015
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Fifth hole

the hole in the neck that you get from smoking
yooo bro she has a fifth hole no way
by Russian man September 21, 2021
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Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things
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fifth-cousin-9X-removed

Fifth-cousin-nine-times-removed (5C9R).
My fifth-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Fifth

Comes after a “home run” in a sexual relationship. Anything not on bases 1 - 3 and a home run. You name it!
We took our sex to a whole new level! Fifth base baby!
by Thebeave February 16, 2021
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Fifth Friend Syndrome

A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.

Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.
John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."

Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."
by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 8, 2022
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